Geisha was part of French company Coktel Vision's short-lived quest to sex up adventure gaming.
wrote Crapshoot, a column about rolling the dice to bring random games back into the light. This week, an erotic French game that wouldn't have anyone turning Japanese—just turning their heads in confusion that someone thought this was a good idea.
His schtick is making gynoid bonk-bots, which means 'lady-android bonk-bots'. Not content to simply make glorified Realdolls though, each one... pause for picture......each one requires him to shoot a naked lady in the crotch to 'draw on the very essence of erotism' and then merge it with his Lego version to create a kind of chimera. This kills the unfortunate lady with pure pleasure, so without Barbarella on hand to out-orgasm it, bad things are in store for Eve.
Later, one vital inventory object is a female cricket that becomes a basically one-pixel object when it matters, isn't visible, and runs away if you click on it without putting oil on your hands and having a box ready to capture her. Fail, and it won't be a problem until the end of the game.Something about that faaaaaaace...
Backing slowly away from the adverts, it's onto the first challenge—or as the game has it, CARESS. It involves visiting the Jade Temple, donning a sensation suit , and engaging in the most sensuous and erotic and naughty of all minigames...
Thankfully, it's still pretty easy, with the main challenge being that it's random whether you get the two black pearls you need or just a load of useless white ones. The longer it goes on, the more likely it is that Oko will just swim right up right into a couple of fish and be all"Oh. I just remembered that these are lethal. Whoopsie!" Sigh. If only air tanks and sensible scuba gear were considered sexy.
Anyway. There are three levels to get through, and one health bar. Yay. Luckily, it's still very easy, with whoever designed it not having been that bothered about complexity, or limiting pick-ups.Yes, at this point, the game crashed. And despite three attempts, refused to continue.Well, no matter. It's not like the story was exactly full of twists and turns.
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