Jesus Christ can spawn stone blocks to solve puzzles, has a compass on his HUD, can shrink himself like Ant-Man, and other things I learned from playing a game called I Am Jesus Christ.
Christmas is nigh, and I can't think of a better way to celebrate than by playing a game about Jesus Christ, a guy who most likely was not actually born on Christmas.think of better ways to celebrate Christmas. Lots of them! But I decided to play the prologue ofanyway. It's a first-person game where you're Jesus and you"follow the same path as Jesus Christ, from his baptism to the resurrection.
After asking around town about John the Baptist, I go back home to tell Mary I'm outta here and head out to find John, gathering berries to eat along the way which makes me briefly worry this is a survival game. I reach the river and rudely cut the line of people waiting to be baptized, which feels very un-Jesus-like to me. —the stock audio sound effect splash sounds like Jesus doing a cannonball off a two-story roof into a pool rather than the gentle lowering into a river you might expect.
But that's not the part that really bugs me. First I make the wine attendant taste the wine, and then I go get the groom and also maketaste the wine, and then I spend what feels like far too much time explaining to both of them that it was I, Jesus, who made the water into wine. Look, I get it. I'm young, cocky Jesus, I've got cool new party-saving powers, I'm just starting my battle against Satan, and I need to whip up some good PR. Get my name out there. Let the world know:.
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