Steve Martin, Tina Fey and Candice Bergen welcome John Mulaney to the Five-Timers Club as he hosts Saturday Night Live
'They're calling it a miracle,' says a TV news anchor played by Mulaney. 'It's called the Gelvini variant, and it doesn't make you sick, it just makes you feel dope.'Uh oh: John's admission was set up by a Please Don't Destroy sketch in which he guest starred.
Party time: The Today Show's Al Roker then made a surprise appearance with a massive sub sandwich. 'Did somebody say hungry?!' he said as soon as he burst in the room'Fauci just put out a statement. He just hooked up with Saweetie!' they joked. John entered the room to claim his spot while Paul griped that all the SNL players dropped out of his Five-Timers episode because they had Covid.Candice admitted she didn't even know who Mulaney was.
Then Paul Rudd exited and Tina Fey entered the room sipping a cocktail made from 'Justin Timberlake's tequila, Dan Aykroyd's vodka and Tracy Morgan's club soda, which is aquarium water.'He joked they were with People's Sexiest Man Alive as Paul was seen reading his cover story in the corner. 'Too bad no one here is at retirement age,' he said in a perfect deadpan, adding, 'I have the child of a 38-year-old.'
Odd argument: He convinced John that it was special because the two of them were hideous and never meant to be on TV The episode opened with a Kate McKinnon and Cecily strong introducing a somber performance by the Ukranian Chorus Dumka of New York, which was followed by a much more subdued 'Live from New York, it's Saturday night' than usual.
Not lucky: But things weren't looking good for them when it was revealed they were taping an episode of Monkey Judge. Mulaney entered, dressed as a monkey in a judge's robes to oversee the case Cecily Strong played the defense attorney and won him over by presenting him with a tiny cake while wearing a protective helmet and face shield.
She read out the ingredients of the cheaper food aloud, feigning surprise at totally normal ingredients, before using some fuzzy math to claim that her fancier food was only slightly more expensive when using the per-day price. ‘I think I’m finally ready to do it. I’m finally ready to make love to you,' John added out of nowhere. 'It’s working,' he said, looking down at his pants.Crazy: Cecily got increasingly deranged and whispered in Heidi's ear while pretending it was her dog's voice. 'I want Blue River dog food, mama!' she whispered
It got so tense that Aidy covered her face with her purse, and Heidi suddenly brought out an infinity gauntlet and snapped her finger, turning herself to dust.'I never did!' John replied with a big grin. 'You sure you want to buy an unwrapped churro from a woman pushing a laundry cart that she's holding with her bare hands with a Starbucks napkin?' John joked.
‘Your butt will bleed,' he sang. 'Somehow you'll know as soon as you chew that an hour before you a rat bit it too.' Having a laugh: Alex Moffat joined the fray as a flasher in a trench coat, with a pixelated box covering his privates Cecily played one former kid who got hit by a rock-hard blob of green slime, while Melissa got hit on the head when the bucket fell with it.