The Conservative Party have announced they’re reviewing the 20-mile per hour speed limits, because decent people are “sick” of health and safety, especially to protect children 🖋️ mrmarksteel for ipaperviews
The pork sausage will be considered holy, and when Penny Mordaunt is photographed eating an avocado, she’ll write: “In light of recent revelations of my moment of ill-judged behaviour, I have no choice but to resign.”
The bell of Big Ben will be replaced by Roy Chubby Brown, so every hour, on the hour, instead of a “bong” there will be a joke about three Irishmen who go fishing. The Tories’ first party political broadcast will feature Rishi Sunak and Jacob Rees-Mogg doing shots in a Yates’s Wine Lodge.
One newspaper compiled a list of the top wokerati currently operating in Britain, people like Sadiq Khan, with his planned new GEZ scheme, in which anyone inside the Gender Exchange Zone will have to pay a daily charge of £300 unless they change their gender before 8am.And Emily Maitlis, with her disgusting anti-royal agenda. These days we’ve got so woke that you can’t
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