'The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kid didn't finish.' 🤦♀️😂
Us mums can't say enough about our little bundles of joy, so we've rounded up the most heartwarming, funniest quotes about being a mum from pregnancy surprises to toilet trips en masse!'When I tell my kids I'll do something in a minute, what I'm really saying is "Please forget."' -'Stop saying "we're pregnant." You're not pregnant. Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No.
'Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I'm looking forward to investigating in the future.' ― Amy PoehlerFrom Adele to Holly Willoughby, we’ve found some of the most honest and the most lyrical quotes about being a mum, courtesy of our favourite celebs...'I like my body so much better after I had kids. Is that a crazy thing to say? I'm more womanly. I feel sexier.''They are lying. They are LYING to you. I'm telling you.
'I actually really like giving birth. I know, I’m a weirdo but I really like it. Knowing you’re about to meet your baby, it’s just a really lovely time. It’s the best day ever.’was quick to share her joy, saying:Singer Rachel Stevens on mornings as a mum:
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